VERSIÓN ESPAÑOLA:
Sí, hay que aprender idiomas.
Desde luego un buen método para aprender idiomas es ir y viajar al extranjero (A poder ser el país de origen de la lengua que quieres estudiar). Pero claro, tienes que estar mínimo 3 meses en un país que no es el tuyo, gastándote un pastizal en comida, transportes y demás que únicamente se pueden permitir Bill Gates y el dueño de muebles Ikea.
Cuando fui al Reino Unido me dí cuenta de 2 cosas muy importantes:
1 - Que en una semana de estancia he aprendido más inglés que en toda mi puta vida.
2 - Que todos los profesores de inglés no tienen ni puta idea del idioma.
Lo primero que hice cuando vino mi "inglesito" fue preguntarle una serie de palabras que cierta profesora cocainómana que tuve no decia bien. Pero no es que no las dijera bien. Es que pronunciaba como el culo. Para esa mujer "Dangerous", se pronunciaba tal cual. Y cuando fui a mi inglesito a preguntarle por el significado me llevé una gran alegría:
- Niño de las Trencitas: Inglesito, ¿cómo se dice esta palabra? (Le escribí la palabra "Dangerous")
- Inglesito: (Literalmente) Deinyerás (Que parece el título del nuevo single de Dover)
- Niño de las Trencitas: ¡Toma! (Yo con una alegría pal cuerpo ya que la zorra me había suspendido)
Después de celebrar mi victoria con la pronunciación, le pregunté otra palabra. También llevaba yo razón. ¡Es que mis trencitas son muy inteligentes!
Así que, la conclusión de todo esto es que o yo soy de mucha cultura anglosajona, o los profesores se ganan los títulos en las fiestas de Coslada, o que debería ser el rey del mundo... Todo puede ser pero de lo que no me queda ninguna duda es que por mucho que le señales al cajero del Mc Donald's el Mc Pollo que te quieres comer, cuando te vaya a dar la vuelta te puede estafar como si fueras un japonés en un taxi. A parte de que los Pounds (Libras, que los ingleses son muy suyos pa' sus libras y las llaman Pounds) tienen varios tamaños y muy engañosos. Una moneda de 20 Pennys (20 Cénts. digo yo) es más pequeña que una de 2 Pennys, que a su vez es 3 veces el tamaño de un Pound, que tiene muchos grosores y tamaños como los vibradores de un Sex-Shop. Es un puto lío pero muy digno de ver, porque a la hora de pagar te estresas y mandas a tomar por culo a todas las monedas y te quedas con los billetes, que con esos te entiendes aquí y en Lima. En fin, que no se me apalanquen en España, que es muy bonito, pero el mundo es muy grande y el 21 de Diciembre de 2012 se acerca y no da tiempo a ver todo. Pero antes ya sabes, ¡Aprende idiomas!
P.D. Ando buscando una flor que me diga que ya es priiiimaaaaveeeraaaaaaaaaa... es broma. Ahora en serio, ando buscando un nombre para denominar a mis blogueros lectores que se aficionan al Niño de las Trencitas y no sé como dirigirme cariñosamente a ellos. Se admiten propuestas y al que envíe la mejor (A través de un privado en Tuenti) se ganará una dedicatoria (Buena) en el próximo tablón!
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ENGLISH VERSION:
Yes, you have to learn languages.
Since then a great way to learn languages is to go and travel abroad (A to be the country of origin of the language you want to study). Of course, you must be at least 3 months in a country that is not yours, gastándote grassland on food, transport and others that only Bill Gates can afford and the owner of Ikea furniture.
When I went to the UK I noticed 2 very important things:
1 - That in a week's stay I learned more English than in my entire fucking life.
2 - That all English teachers have no fucking idea of the language.
The first thing I did when I came my "Limey" was asked a series of words that I had some cocaine addict teacher did not say it. But it's not not say it. Is that pronounced like ass. For that woman "Dangerous" is pronounced as it is. And when I went to my Englishman to ask for the meaning I was very happy:
- Child of cornrows: Englishman, how do you say this word? (I wrote the word "Dangerous")
- Little English Boy: (Literally) Deinyerás (which seems the title of the new single from Dover)
- Child of cornrows: Takes! (I pal with a joy that the fox body and I was suspended)
After celebrating my victory with the pronunciation, I asked another word. I also had reason. It is my braids are very smart!
So, the upshot of all this is that either I'm very Anglo-Saxon culture, or teachers earn titles in Coslada parties, or that should be the king of the world ... Everything can be but what I do not have any doubt that much as he signs the cashier of Mc Donald's Mc Chicken you want to eat, when you go to turn around you can cheat like you're a Japanese taxi . A part of the Pounds (Pounds, that the English are very much his own pa 'and call your pound Pounds) vary in size and very misleading. A coin of 20 Pennys (20 cents. I say) is smaller than February 1 Pennys, which in turn is 3 times the size of a Pound, which has many weights and sizes as the vibrators of a Sex-Shop. It's a fucking mess but very worth seeing, because when you are stressed and send payment to take the ass to all the coins and stay with the notes, you understand that with those here and in Lima. Anyway, I can not leverage in Spain, which is very nice, but the world is very large and the December 21, 2012 is approaching and no time to see everything. But before you know, learn languages!
P. S. I'm looking for a flower that tells me it is priiiimaaaaveeeraaaaaaaaaa ... just kidding. Seriously, I'm looking for a name for my readers who are amateur bloggers Child of cornrow do not know how to address them fondly. Allowed to submit proposals and the best (Through a Facebook private) will win an autographed (Good) in the next plank!
Since then a great way to learn languages is to go and travel abroad (A to be the country of origin of the language you want to study). Of course, you must be at least 3 months in a country that is not yours, gastándote grassland on food, transport and others that only Bill Gates can afford and the owner of Ikea furniture.
When I went to the UK I noticed 2 very important things:
1 - That in a week's stay I learned more English than in my entire fucking life.
2 - That all English teachers have no fucking idea of the language.
The first thing I did when I came my "Limey" was asked a series of words that I had some cocaine addict teacher did not say it. But it's not not say it. Is that pronounced like ass. For that woman "Dangerous" is pronounced as it is. And when I went to my Englishman to ask for the meaning I was very happy:
- Child of cornrows: Englishman, how do you say this word? (I wrote the word "Dangerous")
- Little English Boy: (Literally) Deinyerás (which seems the title of the new single from Dover)
- Child of cornrows: Takes! (I pal with a joy that the fox body and I was suspended)
After celebrating my victory with the pronunciation, I asked another word. I also had reason. It is my braids are very smart!
So, the upshot of all this is that either I'm very Anglo-Saxon culture, or teachers earn titles in Coslada parties, or that should be the king of the world ... Everything can be but what I do not have any doubt that much as he signs the cashier of Mc Donald's Mc Chicken you want to eat, when you go to turn around you can cheat like you're a Japanese taxi . A part of the Pounds (Pounds, that the English are very much his own pa 'and call your pound Pounds) vary in size and very misleading. A coin of 20 Pennys (20 cents. I say) is smaller than February 1 Pennys, which in turn is 3 times the size of a Pound, which has many weights and sizes as the vibrators of a Sex-Shop. It's a fucking mess but very worth seeing, because when you are stressed and send payment to take the ass to all the coins and stay with the notes, you understand that with those here and in Lima. Anyway, I can not leverage in Spain, which is very nice, but the world is very large and the December 21, 2012 is approaching and no time to see everything. But before you know, learn languages!
P. S. I'm looking for a flower that tells me it is priiiimaaaaveeeraaaaaaaaaa ... just kidding. Seriously, I'm looking for a name for my readers who are amateur bloggers Child of cornrow do not know how to address them fondly. Allowed to submit proposals and the best (Through a Facebook private) will win an autographed (Good) in the next plank!
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